leave the bullshit for the birds

this. read it, its worth your time

1. Me: God, can I ask You a question?
2. God: Sure
3. Me: Promise You won't get mad
4. ...
5. God: I promise
6. Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
7. God: What do u mean?
8. Me: Well, I woke up late
9. God: Yes
10. Me: My car took forever to start
11. God: Okay
12. Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
13. God: Huummm
14. Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
15. God: All right
16. Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
17. God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
18. of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
19. Me (humbled): OH
20. GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
21. Me: (ashamed)
22. God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
23. Me (embarrassed): Okay
24. God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
25. Me (softly): I see God
26. God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
27. Me: I'm Sorry God
28. God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
29. Me: I will trust You.
30. God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
31. Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
32. God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...